January 2012
1 post
New Years purge. I feel 20 lbs lighter. (@ Goodwill - W Burnside) http://t.co/FUxvFRRh
December 2011
7 posts
Christmas: After the exhilaration, exhaustion http://t.co/UBznLuge
75 and sunny #homesweetome (@ Charleston International Airport (CHS) w/ 7 others) http://t.co/zhoU9dsB
RT @NickKristof: Homes in North Korea have a speaker on the wall. Broadcasts wake you up in the morning with propaganda & never let up.
Laughing is my favorite.
Putting the FUN in dysfunctional. (@ Dundee Bistro) http://t.co/ZD8kcHum
“While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen.” Comic Sans stands up to the haters. RT @rohanseth http://t.co/Hddt7QxY…
I just walked all the way to my car before realizing I was still wearing slippers. #earlyonsetalzheimers
November 2011
6 posts
I have 67 bug bites. Either I’m the most delicious thing in Kenya or I have the chicken pox.
Government accountability at the Kenya- Uganda border. http://t.co/RP5x3dNK
10 hours down… 10 more to go… (@ Arrivals 3) http://t.co/f6rLWFqa
Team NaiBRobi in full effect. (@ Java House (Galleria) w/ @rohanseth) http://t.co/CgoKhULX
Up, up and away to Kenya! See ya soon @lolaschneider!! (@ Portland International Airport (PDX) w/ 28 others) http://t.co/kSpMidrU
It would be cheaper for Greece to pay the cab fares for everyone who takes the train than to keep the trains running.
October 2011
21 posts
Walking home 2 people have asked if I’m drunk. Apparently my “I’m so sore my legs don’t work” stumble is indecipherable from a drunken one.
Happy Birthday, Dad! 11 miles. 3,000 feet in elevation. 61 years young. @ Yosemite National Park http://t.co/Nf8PQGW3
Asked Dad to get me tea because my throat hurts. Came back to a whiskey sour. #fatherknowsbest
Redskins go from top of the NFC East to bottom of the pack in 2 weeks. Not surprising. Still disappointing. #deadskins
“He’s not a bad person. Just bad at being a person.”
More of the same. In the best way possible. It’s been too long. (@ Jack in the Box w/ 3 others) http://t.co/wqsU6eza
The best thing about chop sticks is that they become drum sticks when the sushi is done.
Not sure which one’s here or there anymore. (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ @_vnl) http://t.co/BMwsAaV6
As much as I despise expense reporting I always feel like I’ve won some sort of lottery when I have all the receipts. And in a way I have.
RT @jakebrewer: “The Air Force would never have built FourSquare” …but the government opened up the GPS system and made it possible. # …
New magic trick. Pour boiling water on red wine stain… presto cleano! Wanting to pour red wine on more clothes to marvel at my powers.
My head now smells like a clean kitchen floor. Pine Sol really ruined the lemon scent for anything that isn’t a cleaning product.
All over again (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ 86 others) http://t.co/uxvGjKA3
Can’t wait until they suit up!! RT @UNC_Basketball THB Exclusive: photos of redesigned jerseys for 2011-12 http://t.co/SQc8JEBE #UNCBball
Ideas are a way more effective stimulant than caffeine.
One last meeting to finish the week. All I can think about is how much I want to sleep. Considering proposing group nap time.
Weird to walk out of the Computer History Museum to the news that Jobs died. A man who arguably changed not only computing but the world.
RT @jeffjarvis: Classy: Google has posted a memorial link to Apple & Steve Jobs on its home page. Appropriately minimalist.
I always read “Keep Calm And Carry On” as a plug for carry on luggage.
Bouncing about the bay this week! (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ 146 others) http://t.co/aa8cpiv3
It has taken me 30 minutes to navigate the last 0.2 miles to my destination. #directionallychallenged
September 2011
2 posts
RT @NikeRunning: In 2003, Paula Radcliffe ran 26.2 miles in 2:15:25. End of discussion. #HISTORYSTANDS http://t.co/kKytbOEf http://t.co/ …
I hold the Redskins loss as evidence that if you tell people your birthday wish it won’t come true.
August 2011
3 posts
After 2 hours IT dude is now taking a “slash and burn” approach to fixing my computer. I’m bailing if I see smoke.
New life motto: Maximize the moment.
Well no how’s where? I
Pretty sure I’ll call you when we’re
Done and you’ll tell me why ney dud won’t get. Us
July 2011
4 posts
Good look @bbadams. Way to do the Adams name proud! RT @jjlanghorne This is Ben he works very hard for us. Thanks Ben twitpic.com/5sav93 -
RT @timoreilly: Love that MN congressman Justin Amash uses Facebook to give a justification for every vote he makes http://on.fb.me/nw4V …
RT @brainpicker: If you missed it ☞ World Map of Social Networks – changes in social networking activity since 2009 http://j.mp/q7IVkQ # …
RT @bacigalupe: Social media is seen by many institutions as computers were perceived in the 1980s, a luxury and a distraction #salud2eus
June 2011
2 posts
A better world needs the world’s biggest team. Join the team. RT @nikebetterworld
We believe a better world starts w/ sport. go.nike.com/nbw
Plaxico Burress’s two years are already up? Bet they went faster for me than him..
April 2011
4 posts
“If you have a laptop, smart phone or iPad, you have more & better computing power than the US gov when it put a man on the moon.” Van Jones
Traded 50s and rainy for 70s and sunny. #win (@ Charleston International Airport (CHS) w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/hTjsw6
Headed home to make sure Mary makes it down the aisle. (@ Portland International Airport (PDX) w/ 14 others) http://4sq.com/eU2LAd
Survived an intense night planning an escape from Mario and Luigi and an army of Koopa Troopas. Not sure how to interpret that one…
